Flangulance

When a woman suffers from uncontrollable queefing.

I gotta move seats! Maria has chronic flangulance & its a distraction.

by JenBurger September 1, 2017

flangulate

verb: to raise your hips to precisely the height required to queef directly into your partner's face while they perform cunnilingus

"i tried to make it up to her by going down on her but i realised she was trying to flangulate. not cool... NOT COOL."

by gashtag November 8, 2013

flatuglance

The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.

Dude, Rachael totally farted today during class, so I flatuglanced her.

by SoccerGoddess920 November 6, 2007

flatuglance

The face you make to assure others that you were not responsible for the fart in the room.

I didn't hear anything, but Michaels flatuglance took him off the list.

by umbepo June 6, 2007

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

flambulance

An ambulance or ambulance-like vehicle that has been converted into a fire vehicle. Looks like a red ambulance that says "Fire Dept." on it.

When that kid had a seizure, they sent a flambulance over.

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 28, 2003

Flangulated

Homosexuality forced upon a person in a public place

My god timmy what happened to you?

A big black man flangulated me in an ally way

by LillieRolfe April 2, 2010