flambulance

An ambulance or ambulance-like vehicle that has been converted into a fire vehicle. Looks like a red ambulance that says "Fire Dept." on it.

When that kid had a seizure, they sent a flambulance over.

flambulance by Hippy on a Bicycle October 28, 2003

Clambulance 

It is a vehicle of transportation that specifically attends to lesbian lovers whom, in the act of bumping biscuits, have damaged their labia minora. It comes fully stocked with dildos, ranging from the Master Dildo Sword to the Micro Bruiser along with the Lubricator 3000, which has customizable flavors, densities and scents. It also has Twinkies.

Maria and Tiffany, whilst in the bathroom of a local McDonalds, had to call the Clambulance after a Clam-Clapping catastrophe.

Clambulance by Black man say goo June 10, 2017

fambulance 

The use of family or friends for a ride to the hospital in leu of an ambulance as to not alert the authorites why you are going. Often times, family/friends will leave after dropping you off.

After this guy was shot by his cousin in the leg, he was transported by fambulance to the nearest ER.

fambulance by pikefish February 12, 2009

flabulence 

Farting noise made not by air exiting the anus, but by air escaping from between folds of fat, or from between fat flesh and a smooth surface, such as a molded plastic chair.

"You farted. I heard it."

"No, that was merely flabulence."

"Thank God."

flabulence by GlenCallenderUFA June 17, 2009

fabulance 

Noun: Basically just a pink ambulance, used in every city to aid rich women who have broken something, can be anything, even a phone.

"Oh no! Amanda has broken a nail! Quick, call a fabulance!

fabulance by NinjaTunass February 7, 2015

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

flatulance by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

Flabalancen 

So fabulous it doesn't even need to end it because it has no d!!

Today was so flabalancen!!

Flabalancen by Flabby savvy June 28, 2017