Definitions by umbepo
flatuglance
flatuglance by umbepo June 6, 2007
martial art
Another way of saying that something isn't THAT difficult, keeping in mind that martial arts aren't that easy. Used in a simliar manner as rocket science (when used sarcastically.)
I asked my mom to scan my essay and email it to me, but she found it too complex. I tell her it isn't a martial art, so she hangs up on me and I got an F for that essay.
martial art by umbepo November 17, 2005
MiMo
Acronym for Multiple In Multiple Out. A new kind of wireless internet, consisting of strategically placed antennas (usually 2 internal and 2 external) which broadcast more efficiently. According to them, it can "reach that back bedroom". Runs on most wireless internet cards.
My neighbors can now get even better wireless connection thanks to my new MiMo, so now they can run BitTorrent and suck my bandwidth from even a greater distance.
smacks
cracking
Removing copyright protection from copyrighted software. Commonly used to obtain software without paying for it. Cracking is not by inserting a false or used serial number, but to insert other documents and files into the actual program to make it seem like it was registered by a paying customer, when it actually wasn't.
ferm
Short for fermaphrodite. A gender which is hermaphrodite (a being with dual sex organs.) A ferm a functioning female sex organ, while the male does not. Very rarely do both work, and very rarely do neither work. The opposite of a ferm is a merm