flander

it means ur gay and a nerd like ned flander

GOD,,, ur such a flander

flander by summit12 March 31, 2005

Flander

A flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. There is no smaller pet for your flander. They don't make cats that small.

- My dog gets really unhappy when I leave for work, so he breaks things.

- Well, have you tried getting him a flander?

Flander by JALSJ April 26, 2011

flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis

Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*

flander blender by Iconoblast March 16, 2011

Flander Effect 

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

Flander Effect by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019

Flander Whore 

a Man who wishes they were promiscuous, but his penis is too shriveled up to be.

He bragged about having sex with the whole block but he was such a flander whore!

Flander Whore by Literature Sage October 17, 2021

To Flander 

To mess something up beyond repair; to deny logic and common sense in an action

Man, I don't know how but he sure manages to Flander anything he touches.

To Flander by Lord Bundrick February 26, 2008

Little Flander 

Moseys todger

Suck my little flander

Little Flander by The prince of kk November 30, 2023