An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was
hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a
NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar
Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.
Flanders: Of course I am,
the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your
boy went
Yoko and broke up my collection...