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To knock someone unconscious very quickly.
"dayum bro, Chris got flakked"
Flakked by RipX555 May 12, 2023
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To be so drunk that one no longer is capable of normal thought processes.
Why can’t he talk? “Bro he’s flakked”
flakked by Yeetsire August 14, 2017
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Flaked On 

To be let down by someone after an arrangement was made. Drop of plans or change of plans at the last minute.
We were supposed to go to the movies, but Jessie flaked on me.

I had plans with a potential buyer but he flaked on me.
Flaked On by Archangel11111 March 4, 2012
to decide to "bail" or leave at the last minute
dude he totally flaked
he flaked out on us
flaked by one cool bitch February 24, 2006
Irish slang for being too tired to do anything.

Similar to flaking out where the person flaking would bail from a planned event, flaked is if the person never even accepts going in the first place.

Can also be used to describe you being in comfort
"I went to bed flaked, got some decent sleep."
"You coming out man?"
"Nah I'm too fuckin flaked right now, can't be arsed"
Flaked by Lolzar January 29, 2019

Goomba Flasked 

Goomba Flasked is a face expression you make that looks like a goomba the meaning of this face is like shocked but also retarded so its like a retard gets suprised with a gift he would be goomba flasked.
Person: gives me a gift

Me: ''goomba flasked''
Goomba Flasked by Ohhh my lawd September 6, 2022
This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.
Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.
I Flaked by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008
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