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Flagorgon 

A sweetened vodka like cordial made from the leaves and bark of the Cartomodous Fir tree. Of Swedish origin, it's primary use is softening nut shell to make them edible.
"I wanted to make a bunch of silly geese believe that you could uses pistachio shells in a pesto so I invented an imaginary Swedish liquid used to soften said shells. I dubbed it Flagorgon which I thought would be obviously a farce. Thanks Penguin :)"
Flagorgon by Oasisjason1 June 14, 2020
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flavortones 

A compound word without the hyphen coined by Mr. Chi City. Both the flavors AND the tones of any given food, though mainly used for spam.
"The ranch really brings out the flavortones of the spam, you know what I'm sayin? Yeahhhh I know about the flavortones! Dats a compound word. I got vocab AND compounds, which one you want?"--Mr. Chi City
flavortones by greedonious February 24, 2010
Aboriginal slang for a large bottle of wine
ayla cuz, you gun chuck in for a flaggon of Moselle or what?
flaggon by Anvl February 24, 2005

Fagormonjew 

(n) To be a of faggot, Mormon, and Jewish origin.

Further explained: Being a fagormonjew is a very nasty combination that no one wants to be around. If you find yourself to be a faggot and mormon, who also has the urge to manage money like a jew; then there is some bad news for you.
Josh: Dude, I totally was thinking about doing that guy.
Dude: Fag.
Josh: Don't curse around me, it's vulgar.
Dude: You dropped a penny
Josh: FUCK! WHERE?!?
Dude: You are such a fagormonjew.
Fagormonjew by Sieabah L. Park December 12, 2011

Fagormonjew 

(fah-gore-mon-jew)

1) A Jewish mormon who is also a faggot.
Josh: PENNY!
Ryan: Damn, jewsh, penny pincher fag.
Josh: Shut the fack up!

Actual religion of josh: Mormon
Josh is a 'fagormonjew'
Fagormonjew by Sieabah L. Park September 13, 2011

flargon nutbutts 

used right before you drive off a cliff, fall into the water, and drown
Flargon Nutbutts, I'm drowning!
flargon nutbutts by Brent May 19, 2004

flaborigonies 

A person that was born fat. Not skinny and became fat. Originality fat
Im was born fat im a flaborigonie not like yo skinny ass. Flaborigonies
flaborigonies by Jdawg420 May 10, 2014
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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