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Flagorgon 

A sweetened vodka like cordial made from the leaves and bark of the Cartomodous Fir tree. Of Swedish origin, it's primary use is softening nut shell to make them edible.
"I wanted to make a bunch of silly geese believe that you could uses pistachio shells in a pesto so I invented an imaginary Swedish liquid used to soften said shells. I dubbed it Flagorgon which I thought would be obviously a farce. Thanks Penguin :)"
Flagorgon by Oasisjason1 June 14, 2020
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flavortones 

A compound word without the hyphen coined by Mr. Chi City. Both the flavors AND the tones of any given food, though mainly used for spam.
"The ranch really brings out the flavortones of the spam, you know what I'm sayin? Yeahhhh I know about the flavortones! Dats a compound word. I got vocab AND compounds, which one you want?"--Mr. Chi City
flavortones by greedonious February 24, 2010
Aboriginal slang for a large bottle of wine
ayla cuz, you gun chuck in for a flaggon of Moselle or what?
flaggon by Anvl February 24, 2005

Fagormonjew 

(n) To be a of faggot, Mormon, and Jewish origin.

Further explained: Being a fagormonjew is a very nasty combination that no one wants to be around. If you find yourself to be a faggot and mormon, who also has the urge to manage money like a jew; then there is some bad news for you.
Josh: Dude, I totally was thinking about doing that guy.
Dude: Fag.
Josh: Don't curse around me, it's vulgar.
Dude: You dropped a penny
Josh: FUCK! WHERE?!?
Dude: You are such a fagormonjew.
Fagormonjew by Sieabah L. Park December 12, 2011

Fagormonjew 

(fah-gore-mon-jew)

1) A Jewish mormon who is also a faggot.
Josh: PENNY!
Ryan: Damn, jewsh, penny pincher fag.
Josh: Shut the fack up!

Actual religion of josh: Mormon
Josh is a 'fagormonjew'
Fagormonjew by Sieabah L. Park September 13, 2011

flargon nutbutts 

used right before you drive off a cliff, fall into the water, and drown
Flargon Nutbutts, I'm drowning!
flargon nutbutts by Brent May 19, 2004

flaborigonies 

A person that was born fat. Not skinny and became fat. Originality fat
Im was born fat im a flaborigonie not like yo skinny ass. Flaborigonies
flaborigonies by Jdawg420 May 10, 2014
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