flagorken

Flagorken was a word founded by Bentonious Portofino meaning that one wants to become a wizard.

Harry Potter is a Flagorken

Everyone wants to be a Flagorken

by Mishizzle October 17, 2004

flarkenhob

someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.

You flarkenhob, why did you just spite in my eye?!?!

by Flarker November 10, 2010

FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010

flajoyken

The insertation of a finger in your rectum while recieving oral sex on the toilet.

she gives the best flajoykens

by ya momma September 1, 2004

flajoyken

The process of getting oral sex and the insertation of a finger in the rectum at the same time.

Wow, she gives the best flajoykens.

by ya momma September 1, 2004

flarken

what you say to some one when you hate them and just want them to leave you alone. or a way to go away. or just leave me alone. it is not a bad thing but it is a fun word.

person 1: i hate you

person 2: flarken!!

person 1: what the hell does that mean??

person 2: it means i hate you too stupid god go to urban dictionary.com

person 1: god!! fine i will but i still hate you

person 2: good. flarken!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jessie Maclay May 22, 2008

flagoogen

When you see a hot chick/guy you jump up in excitement and follow that person like a creeper!!

oh my god tifany that guy just flagoogend you. omg what should we do!!!!?????

by fun friend June 25, 2008