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flarkenhob
someone who has previously flarked and innocent person. could be considered a molestor. most likely used when mad at someone. is similiar to idiot.
flarkenhob by Flarker November 10, 2010
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FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST
a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.
FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST by djkahlie October 22, 2010
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flarken
what you say to some one when you hate them and just want them to leave you alone. or a way to go away. or just leave me alone. it is not a bad thing but it is a fun word.
person 1: i hate you
person 2: flarken!!
person 1: what the hell does that mean??
person 2: it means i hate you too stupid god go to urban dictionary.com
person 1: god!! fine i will but i still hate you
person 2: good. flarken!!!!!!!!!!!!!
person 2: flarken!!
person 1: what the hell does that mean??
person 2: it means i hate you too stupid god go to urban dictionary.com
person 1: god!! fine i will but i still hate you
person 2: good. flarken!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flarken by Jessie Maclay May 22, 2008
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flagoogen by fun friend June 25, 2008
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.