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Fladoinkle 

To be finessed, fucked up, shit on, played, etc.
Joe: Yo I hit a no scope on this dude for last kill.
Dweeb: That nigga got fladoinkled.
Fladoinkle by huthuthuthut December 2, 2020
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A happier and funnier version of the word penis.
The clown gently dropped his trouses, revealing an extraordinary fadinkle.
Fadinkle by FatherJosh October 22, 2006

Zoinkle Floinkled 

When you’re high as fuck and can only respond by mumbling quietly and groaning.
Friend 1: Get yo curry up so you can get yo hurry up im zoinkle floinkled

Friend 2: what

fladonkey 

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).
Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.
fladonkey by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

fladoinkanoink 

when two or more gays fuck each other up the ass while the others are cumming in eachother's mouths.
"Bryant, Jason and Seth were having a fladoinkanoink party at their bestfriends bat mitzvah."
fladoinkanoink by rihyojmkl September 29, 2009

Fladonkledooder

An exclamation of pain ow ouch owwie
"Fladonkledooder! I just stubbed my toe!"

fladingle 

The doctors will have to fladingle you for that.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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