Flaking is what a Nikos does when he make plans with his friends, yet fails to show up last minute. This usually includes the Nikos leaving his friends on read and not telling them about changed plans beforehand.

"Yo, this Nikos is flaking on us today again! That's the sixth time this week, bruh. What an asshole."

Flaking by ewrhfoi October 16, 2020

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Flickin' Chicken

The action of swatting a penis back and forth.

I was flickin' my boyfriend's chicken last night. He didn't really like it.

Sorry I couldn't make it to the party last night, I was at home flickin' chicken.

Flickin' Chicken by Richard Does Hertz August 14, 2012

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flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

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Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!

flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

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Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit

Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days

Toothpaste Fracking by AyAron87 March 14, 2022

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