Flacido

Name used for a guy whose sexual performance actually supercedes expectations for all the girls he has"loved"!!
A 'Flacido' is a stealthy stud of mixed breeding who is committed to identifying his future self to that of his sole icon...his absent father.
Hence, the pathetic, floppy pattern of the charming soulless womanizer continues.

Flacido is a man reaching his fifties, who talks about those lucky lovers he's "porked" over the years.Then,if you're lucky, he might boast about the career (he managed to barely salvage), and say "So,... wanna get porked?"

by nei god stegen August 17, 2007

Flacido Domingo

Slang for flaccidity. A chick has to be truly busted to induce "Flacido Domingo." Because as most guys will readily admit - they will pretty much bone anything with a heatbeat.

See that Flacido Domingo at the club dawg? Damn was she busted! I went from FBW to Flacido Domingo in less than a second.

by the chocolate elvis April 25, 2003

Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

by Geykumes Foreskin December 3, 2018

flacid pancake

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

by GenosCyborg August 5, 2023

Mid flacid

The point where, your dick isn’t soft but it isn’t rock hard. Usually when it’s not popping out but it has a shape

Yo that mans bumped into Emily, he’s midflacid now

Mid flacid, when you are hard but not hard

by Ikerthelord December 22, 2018

Fladido

It's like a dorrito with flour on top, and then they deep chizzle it.

Y'all think you can hook me up with a Fladido?

No sir.

This a ma'am.

by theoriginals June 29, 2011

Flacibo

When an erection seems to be present but upon further investigation, the realization of a flacid penis presents itself.

After watching a cops marathon I thought it was time to jiggle the ole cream noodle, but realized my erection was just a flacido.

"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."

by Chiefdoodie February 14, 2019