Fjordian 

A member of a tight-knit community, spread across the world, on a quest to evolve. Fjordians combine empathy and ambition to design, with people at the heart of it all. They seek to make meaningful impact and become 'official' once they attend the Fjord Equinox.

She can't not consider what the future state of this technology can be, she's such a Fjordian!

Fjordian by OG_O June 16, 2018

Fordian Slip

An extremely innapropriate remark or action bluntly made to a large public audience. In reference to Mayor Rob Ford.

"I have plenty to eat at home. oh shit, I fucked up, sorry toronto, just another fordian slip" - Rob Ford

Fordian Slip by CakeBadger November 14, 2013

Ffordian 

pertaining to the works of Jasper Fforde.

"You're telling me the government put a ban on cheese? Oh my god, that's so Ffordian."

Ffordian by Mycroft Next June 11, 2023

Fordian Slip

1. Getting caught in a lie with video evidence, which contradicts a repeated denial
2. A "drunken stupor" (referencing Toronto mayor Rob Ford)

You're clean? I saw your cracked-up rant on a cel phone...busted in a Fordian Slip!!

I'm so hungover...I really pulled a Fordian Slip last night.

Fordian Slip by Elsie Kay November 21, 2013

Woke Fordian 

A person who believes that any ideological view is acceptable as long as it does not differ from their own.

It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".

Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.

Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"

Woke Fordian by Souper Rare January 8, 2022

Fordian Slip

an unconscious or conscious male homosexual action

a butt pinch or butt grab of a male friend is a Fordian Slip

a homosexual comment to a male counterpart (friend) is a Fordian SLip

Fordian Slip by FDUBDBLOCK October 17, 2008

Fjording 

The act of shoving someone (particularly a female) down a staircase, and shooting a load up their nostrils. Usually it's non-consentual

Hey, care to take part in some fjording?

Fjording by billionsmustcuck November 26, 2024