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The craziest girl you will ever meet because she hits things when she laughs.
That girl is such a Fjona!
Fjona by emiillyxo November 6, 2011
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Fjonga Fjona Fjong fonga Fongaling Fiongal Fjonball Fjonda Flonga Flonganary
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Fjona esht mret
Fjona by nonaperikona May 23, 2020
Fonga is slang for Fire :)
person A: “THE HOUSE IS ON FONGA!”
person B: “CALL THE FONGA BRIGADE!”
Fonga by hiybaiiytc December 17, 2021
(n) a penis standing straight up in the air, half limp bizkit, half boner

(a) a grazing of a half boner, half bizkit along the body of your fellow man
(n) "Dude, thats a huge Fjong!"

(a) "Eww, you just gave me the biggest Fjong ever!"
Fjong by JLAT February 12, 2008

fongalon 

Fongalon is someone, female in particular, who believes they are more attractive than they actually are. They are deceiving in appearance as from afar they seem attractive, but as you move closer to them you find they are not. People who are fongalons are deceptive, this is usually contributed to the clothes they wear. Their appearance is improved by a good dress sense, but as someone moves closer to them the actual calibre of the person is displayed.
"Aislynn was admired from afar, but on closer inspection everyone realised she was a fongalon"
fongalon by Snoop Hoggyhogg May 28, 2006
A semi-on
Person One: Woah! Check out the rack on that!

Person Two: Ha, Jack already has a throbbing flonga!

Person One: Too bad he can't get hard since that unfortunate smelting accident.
Flonga by RickyC771 February 16, 2010