Fjong

(n) a penis standing straight up in the air, half limp bizkit, half boner

(a) a grazing of a half boner, half bizkit along the body of your fellow man

(n) "Dude, thats a huge Fjong!"

(a) "Eww, you just gave me the biggest Fjong ever!"

by JLAT February 12, 2008

Fjong

It's when your hair is gay.

Mackan: Eyyy Bro! u Have Some Fjong There.
Me: Oh fuck!!!

by slatan May 06, 2018