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Fongaling 

Ancient practice of smearing smegma of soldiers on the women's skin and face to cleanse the body.
Fongaling is a ancient method used by the people of Aksum kingdom.
Fongaling by Georgeroid December 29, 2024

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.
This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Oongalingang

A term coined by the infamous internet troll Brian D. Traditionally used when engaged in verbal combat with his enemies, more often than not within the virtual battlefields of 'Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege'. A first-person shooter game, in which players utilize many different operators from the Rainbow team. Legends have it that Brian D's microphone was once so obnoxious, a single uttering of the appellation would send his adversaries into a domain of pain and suffering, known as the 'Shadow Realm', for thousands of years (or one minute in real world time). There, they would live amongst creatures damned and ghouls so foul, their fragile minds would turn ultimately weak, leaving them to return a soulless simpleton, with the short, short temper of a ravenous African bee. The result? for the rest of the game Brian could enjoy silence. His enemies would torture him no more.
Frodo Swaggins: Hey Brian.D, you are nothing but a foul-smelling Scobberlotcher
Brian.D: Oongalingang! Oongalingang!
Frodo Swaggins: *Silence*
Oongalingang by Iceland Cubicle October 1, 2020

Fondling in a Bush 

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place
Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

kongalingus 

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010

Fondling 

To grab and touch and feel oneself or others in a sexual manner. (To Fondle)
1: "Ew! Did you see that guy fondling himself on the park bench?"

2: "I love how she fondles herself so provocatively."

3: "Is ok of I fondle myself infront of you?"
Fondling by Elikipiki August 15, 2018
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