fongalon

Fongalon is someone, female in particular, who believes they are more attractive than they actually are. They are deceiving in appearance as from afar they seem attractive, but as you move closer to them you find they are not. People who are fongalons are deceptive, this is usually contributed to the clothes they wear. Their appearance is improved by a good dress sense, but as someone moves closer to them the actual calibre of the person is displayed.

"Aislynn was admired from afar, but on closer inspection everyone realised she was a fongalon"

fongalon by Snoop Hoggyhogg May 28, 2006

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Forgálonitas

When you’re fucking somebody missionary and you’re about to cum, you rip out a huge chunk of their pubes, ball up the pubes, cum all over it, spit on it, and cover it with your favorite seasonings and hot sauce before freezing. Then next time you have sex, your partner, or whoever, has to eat their own pubes covered in your cum, spit, and spicy onion powder.

“Yooo bro I was fucking Avery last night and I ripped out her pubes to make forgálonitas. Tonight when we fuck she’s in for a spicy hairy treat hahaha”

“That girl slapped me in the face cuz I ripped her pubes out, man after I gave her those spicy forgálonitas she was letting me spit milk into her asshole all night. She fucking loved them”

Forgálonitas by Zippelcherio August 2, 2023