Fizment

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Many situations in our lives call for the description of a person, place, or thing as both physical and mental and instead of all no good nonsense we headed in the direction of "Fizment": the combination of PHYSICAL AND MENTAL

Floating in that sensory deprivation tank def helped my fizment state. I was so relaxed, I walked right in front of a moving car as I returend to my vehicle on Green Lake ave.

Fizment by JomamaLovesME March 19, 2026

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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

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Royal Fitment

Royal Fitment is an international automotive community. We strive to entertain the world through our car communition. We always accept people who enjoy car enthusiasts, drives or is an enthusiasts worldwide, are welcomed

The royal fitment of stance was perfect. Passion for the preservation of all royal Fitment

Royal Fitment by Royal Fitment November 25, 2021

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I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

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figment

something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined

Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.

figment by Dani May 23, 2003

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Figment

A writing website for teens. Not lame like Inkpop and fanfiction, though.

I posted my poem on figment and people are loving it

Figment by Astralhaze Wellington March 3, 2011

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fitment

The way something fits

The fitment of the shirt was perfect

fitment by Spance April 23, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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