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Many situations in our lives call for the description of a person, place, or thing as both physical and mental and instead of all no good nonsense we headed in the direction of "Fizment": the combination of PHYSICAL AND MENTAL
Floating in that sensory deprivation tank def helped my fizment state. I was so relaxed, I walked right in front of a moving car as I returend to my vehicle on Green Lake ave.
Fizment by JomamaLovesME March 19, 2026
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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Royal Fitment

Royal Fitment is an international automotive community. We strive to entertain the world through our car communition. We always accept people who enjoy car enthusiasts, drives or is an enthusiasts worldwide, are welcomed
The royal fitment of stance was perfect. Passion for the preservation of all royal Fitment
Royal Fitment by Royal Fitment November 25, 2021

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined
Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.
figment by Dani May 23, 2003
A writing website for teens. Not lame like Inkpop and fanfiction, though.
I posted my poem on figment and people are loving it
The fitment of the shirt was perfect
fitment by Spance April 23, 2018