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Sometimes when we are learning about birds and the bees through practice, a log tries to come and knock you off your game
Valentines Day went well until a chathamlog came and ruined the whole night in the shake of a lambs tail
by JomamaLovesME March 19, 2026
Get the chathamlog mug.Many situations in our lives call for the description of a person, place, or thing as both physical and mental and instead of all no good nonsense we headed in the direction of "Fizment": the combination of PHYSICAL AND MENTAL
Floating in that sensory deprivation tank def helped my fizment state. I was so relaxed, I walked right in front of a moving car as I returend to my vehicle on Green Lake ave.
by JomamaLovesME March 19, 2026
Get the Fizment mug.When your bowels all sing together in harmony and belches out a fiber filled, hydrated log, you might expect the typical dropper but its your lucky day, it makes it way to the exit where it finds exit and instead of dropping it just leans over onto a cheek. You now have a leaner that is extended from cheek to exit. Congrats you have peaked.
THis 14 inch log that wont go down was a total leaner. A fan of Bill Withers, a leaner should be supported and rightfully diced up.
Sometimes in our life we all have pain we all have sorrow, but if we are wise we know that theres a cheek we can lean on" LEAN ON ME WHEN YOURE NOT STRONG ILL BE YOUR FRIEND ILL BE THE PLACE FOR YOUR LOG (TO REST),,and so on. It is often accompanied by a poop knife or the need for one.
Sometimes in our life we all have pain we all have sorrow, but if we are wise we know that theres a cheek we can lean on" LEAN ON ME WHEN YOURE NOT STRONG ILL BE YOUR FRIEND ILL BE THE PLACE FOR YOUR LOG (TO REST),,and so on. It is often accompanied by a poop knife or the need for one.
by JomamaLovesME December 16, 2025
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