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The best fucking song by coldplay ever.
I will try to fix you. First heard on The OC
Fix You by Fej June 11, 2005
Words you can keep

fix you up 

Meaning to re-pay or pay for something taken or used in advance of payment.

Commonly used in New Zealand when acquiring a tinnie before dole-day.

'Hook-you-up' can be used as substitute in most situations.
Cuz flick us a tinnie now and I'll fix you up on payday bro
fix you up by KIWIJARED February 23, 2011

fix you're grammar

The stupidest thing one can say.
Person 1: Hey! I found this cool thing!
Person 2: Fix you're grammar.
Person 1: bruh

My bra is too tight, can you fix it? 

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them
Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.
Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.
you can't fix stupid by kajoe February 21, 2011

You can't fix douche 

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.
Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.
You can't fix douche by kajoe June 16, 2011

fix your watch 

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.
A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.
fix your watch by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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