Fix You 

The best fucking song by coldplay ever.

I will try to fix you. First heard on The OC

Fix You by Fej June 11, 2005

fix you up 

Meaning to re-pay or pay for something taken or used in advance of payment.

Commonly used in New Zealand when acquiring a tinnie before dole-day.

'Hook-you-up' can be used as substitute in most situations.

Cuz flick us a tinnie now and I'll fix you up on payday bro

fix you up by KIWIJARED February 23, 2011

fix you're grammar

The stupidest thing one can say.

Person 1: Hey! I found this cool thing!
Person 2: Fix you're grammar.
Person 1: bruh

fix you're grammar by Mitt Romney Money July 16, 2019

My bra is too tight, can you fix it? 

Every boi dreams of a girl saying this to them

Girl: My bra is too tight, can you fix it?
Emo boi: RAWR XD
Girl: *blushes*

My bra is too tight, can you fix it? by emoboi182 December 5, 2022

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

you can't fix stupid by kajoe February 21, 2011

You can't fix douche 

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

You can't fix douche by kajoe June 16, 2011

fix your watch 

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.

A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.

fix your watch by Shakesmear May 13, 2022