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Five-for-Five 

In a business transaction where both buyer and seller rate each other, both parties agree to give the other “5 stars.” This presumes that 5 stars is the highest rating.
As I stepped out of my Uber, I shouted, “Five-for-Five bro?” We then both gave each other a 5-star rating.
Five-for-Five by Cool anthem December 13, 2018

for five cents

A euphemism for "for fuck's sake".
"For five cents! Jim is late again!"
for five cents by g.ram March 11, 2010

Strive For Five 

When you have 2 brain cells alone and your friend and/or partner has two braincells alone but combined you have 5
Clown 1: Man I swear we have 2 braincells each
Clown 2: Yeah but together we have 5!
Clown 1: Strive for Five!
Strive For Five by H_Gainless September 25, 2019

dive for five 

At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.
Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...

Five For Fighting 

An amazing singer's, John Ondrasik's, stage name. Some of his most popular songs are "Superman (It's Not Easy)", "100 Years", "Chances", "If God Made You" and "The Riddle". Five For Fighting writes and sings very emotional songs, making a strong connection with his audience :)
Five For Fighting's songs are great. I love "Superman" and "100 Years" the most!
Five For Fighting by SingerForever January 27, 2011

Five for Fighting 

It's hockey jargon; the most common penalty for fighting (on ice) is five minutes in the penalty box.
Domi and Alfredsson get caught by the referee cuffing each other against the boards; the ref blows his whistle and calls, "Five for fighting!"
Five for Fighting by kerrigwen October 10, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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