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Fitzmagic 

(v.) Making a turkey-hole throw whilst looking in the completely opposite direction.

Used when referring to NFL QB Ryan Fitzpatrick in relation to the Dolphins-Raiders game in 2020. Fitzpatrick made the 34-yard game-winning throw while being pulled the other direction by his facemask in the last seconds of the game.
“Damn, did you see the fitzmagic that quarterback just pulled?”
Fitzmagic by ReimaginedChaos December 26, 2020
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Fitzmaurice 

someone who adores themselves and loves staring into mirrors when they do "certain" activities. They are also very Irish.
Check out that Fitzmaurice; so hot!
Fitzmaurice by pssdkc February 4, 2010
A derisory moniker for Federal Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, the prosecutor looking into the possible leaking of CIA employee Valerie Plame's possible undercover status by someone in the Bush administration. Has also indicted Cheney Chief of Staff Lewis 'Scooter' Libby for various charges. Recalls the comic figure Mr. Magoo, who was so vision-impaired he could barely see his own nose. Used by those that see Fitzgerald as incompetent.
'Fitzmagoo' today announced new subpoenas for news reporters involved in the Plame leak case.
fitzmagoo by germo June 11, 2006

Fitzalicious

Describing or relating to someone or something with the qualities of a "fitzy". This could mean flamboyant, loud, annoying, random, or irrelevant. People who are fitzalicious tend to be annoying and weird at times but very loyal friends. If someone says you are fitzalicious, slap them and then say thank you. Merry Christmas Fitzy.
Person 1: "Why does that boyish 8th grader talk about MarioKart so much?"

Person 2: "Idk whether to laugh at his jokes or feel sorry for him."

Person 1: "Ik, he is so fitzalicious."

Both people: "SHUT UP JASON!"
Fitzalicious by MADDIE :)) December 1, 2011

Fitzmauriced 

To be denied something, in a mean and bitchy way
"Can I Have another apple?

Mrs. Fitzmaurice: No!, you can only have one!
-Dude, you just got fitzmauriced"
Fitzmauriced by alejop93 July 9, 2010

Fitzmauriced 

To private message someone on Facebook only to be ignored, and then the person eventually goes offline to avoid talking to you
' (name)private messaged me there the other day, and i totally Fitzmauriced her''
Fitzmauriced by The Ignorer March 21, 2010
A Team Fortress 2 YouTuber who makes funny and entertaining videos with 129k subscribers at the time of posting this. He is also insanely good at the sniper class and gets kicked from a lot of lobbies by people who think he is cheating. However, isn't the most well-known YouTuber so you should go subscribe to him right now.
Guy1: "Hey have you seen Fatmagic's new video where he gets kicked from 10 different lobbies?
Guy2: "Who's Fatmagic?"
Fatmagic by tabs_open March 28, 2022
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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