fitzmagoo

A derisory moniker for Federal Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, the prosecutor looking into the possible leaking of CIA employee Valerie Plame's possible undercover status by someone in the Bush administration. Has also indicted Cheney Chief of Staff Lewis 'Scooter' Libby for various charges. Recalls the comic figure Mr. Magoo, who was so vision-impaired he could barely see his own nose. Used by those that see Fitzgerald as incompetent.

'Fitzmagoo' today announced new subpoenas for news reporters involved in the Plame leak case.

fitzmagoo by germo June 11, 2006

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Fitzmagic

(v.) Making a turkey-hole throw whilst looking in the completely opposite direction.

Used when referring to NFL QB Ryan Fitzpatrick in relation to the Dolphins-Raiders game in 2020. Fitzpatrick made the 34-yard game-winning throw while being pulled the other direction by his facemask in the last seconds of the game.

“Damn, did you see the fitzmagic that quarterback just pulled?”

Fitzmagic by ReimaginedChaos December 26, 2020

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

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