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A word used to aggravate people over the internet. It is used as a joke to signal you want to fight them. No one takes it seriously, and if they do it is because they are a squeaker.
squeaker: hey m9 fite me irl
MLG pro: nah m8 im 2 mlg 4 u, i hit a 1080 triple pistol switch quickscope noscope window shot while getting a triple positive k/d. il rek u
Fite Me by FaZe Optic Jevshot April 6, 2015
Words you can keep
Fite - Fight

A slang term often used over messages when one wishes to engage in physical contact with another. Fite instead of fight is used because it shows that you are a cool kid.
Fite me biiiittcchhh 👊
Fite me by VictorYbs May 30, 2018

fite me cunt 

Usually used in Australia or by Australians as an upgrade to fight me.
Also used in Connect 4 memes.
Person 1: Fight me, bitch.
Australian: Fite me cunt.
fite me cunt by Rexcanyon792 February 15, 2018

Fite me irl fgt 

Fight me in real life faggot

Often used in online video games and social media sites in a tongue-in-cheek way.
Player 1: I fuked ur mum last night
Player 2: U wot m8?
Player 2: fite me irl fgt

Fite me in German

If someone doesn’t agree with you, then battle them in a German classroom with a Nazi teacher as the referee.
Layla drink some water, you need to sober up.’
‘FITE ME IN GERMAN
Fite me in German by TheHolyBanana February 9, 2019
fite meh by dangerous_doctor January 19, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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