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A cut inside your anus. A.K.A. "Butt hole cut"

"My anus is bleeding!!! Damn fissure!"
fissure by clarkfisherismygslice November 29, 2007
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Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.
Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!

Alana: 'hehehehhe'
fissure by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008
Cityslut who gossips all the time while having sex with a lot of people
Anna always talks shit about me she’s such a fissure
Fissure by Zwemhoer September 22, 2019
Cityslut Who gossips all the time while having sex with a lot of people
Anna’s always talks shit about me and calls me a whore But she is always having sex in the toilet during the break. Shes a real fissure
Fissure by Zwemhoer September 23, 2019

Fissure Price 

- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
Fissure Price by retardedgenius October 24, 2011

fissure scissor

Scissoring buttholes, like what lesbians do with their clitorii.
He invited her over to Netflix and fissure scissor.
fissure scissor by E6000 October 12, 2016

Fissure kid 

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.
My neighbours child is a fissure kid.
Fissure kid by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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