Fishin' Buddy

The generically reported contact associated with a positive, surprise COVID test when, in fact, the virus was contracted from a prostitute.

Mr. Jones, I'm calling to report the results of your COVID test. I'm sorry to tell you that you're positive and will need to isolate for 10 days. Any idea where you might have acquired the virus?
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.

Fishin' Buddy by YAWA July 26, 2020

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fishing buddy

What two homosexuals engaged in an affair may call each other when they both simultaneously have heterosexual spouses and children back at home and do not want them to know about the gay affair; OR they just don't want anyone else to know that they are together and gay.
They may go up to old Brokeback a few times a year and will refer to each other as their "fishing buddy" as a cover.

Ennis Del Mar: See you later honey.
Wife: Where are you going?!
Ennis Del Mar: Just up to old Brokeback.
Wife: What? With whom?!
Ennis: You know, just Jack, my old fishing buddy.
Wife: Oh alright...
Ennis: Not like we fuck or anything.
Wife: What?
Ennis: Nothing, bye!

fishing buddy by fag patrol March 21, 2008

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Fishing Buddy

The guy you take with you to Canada in case a grizzly bear chases you. You shoot the guy in the leg so he'll thrash around and distract the bear.

Bill shure was screaming when that bear got him. He was a real fishing buddy!

Fishing Buddy by Throat Pick October 7, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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