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Fish Fingers and Custard 

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.
I need... I need... I need... Fish Fingers and Custard!

Fish Fingers 

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).
I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.
Fish Fingers by Mercunium August 16, 2003

Fish Finder 

A different take on gaydar, where the person, normally a lady, is able to spot all the lesbians in the immediate vicinity.
Linda's fish finder was on fire last night-she found all five rug munchers at the party and took two of them home!
Fish Finder by Redfoot79 June 24, 2010

fish finger

an unpleasant smelling digit obtained from fingering a dirty, unclean geech.
That bitch Shelly left me with a fish finger last night.
fish finger by Roger Sensless April 30, 2004

fish fingered 

The process / game involving inserting one finger in your partners Vagina at some point during the day (should she be walking around naked etc) then 10-15 minutes later when the act has been somewhat forgotten, insert the same (un washed) into her mouth.
“Ha, you just got fish fingered”.
fish fingered by Leuk May 5, 2020

Fish Fingering 

The act of performing manual sex (fingering), underwater. If parties involved are truly disgusting, and unaware of health hazards to themselves and others, possibly in a public place, like at the pool. Also known as Sub-Aqua Manual Sex (or SAMS to veterans of the Underwater-Erotic world.) Any person who has performed this feat eight or more times is known as "An Octopus" and often revered as somewhat of a disgusting legend.
Lad 1: Dude! I'm off to do some fish fingering down at the Lido.
Lad 2: Wow really? How many times is this now?
Lad 1: This'll be my 8th.
Lad 2: Oh my god man! You're gonna be an octopus!
Lad 1: Yeah but last time her hidden wreck was barnacle encrusted and covered in seaweed...
Both: *shudders*