fish fucker

A fish fucker is an incompetent county employee... prone laziness in all forms, a cunning back stabber but basically lacking real intelligence or character... and manages to shift the blame for his own bad actions and laziness to others..

Statement....John is a major fish-fucker, I can't believe all the shit that lazy bastard gets away with..as supervisor he let an employee steal $385,000 then claimed he wasn't responsible because he's not an accountant..and his administrative aid went to prison... while he bought a new house with proceeds from his fish fuckery..

Reply... What was he doing, while it all came down? Fucking a fish in the bathroom or was he doing a Richard Gere fish cakewith it?

Did the fish cum?

Answer..No the fish-fuckers dick is too small and flaccid to make anyone or thing cum, even himself

fish fucker by Coyote sasquatch November 15, 2013

Words you can keep

Fish Fucker

For a special kind of fucker or wanker. An individual who is only capable of having sex with fish. Often mindlessly aggressive for no real reason. Only satisfied from sexual needs.

That fish fucker almost ran me over crossing the road when the sped up pointlessly to impress a bitch next to them.

Fish Fucker by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025

Related Words

fish fucker • gold fish fucker • fuckerfish • FishFucker69 • fist fucker • fish • fish-hook • fish taco • fish heads • fish lips

gold fish fucker

Someone who fucks gold fish.

Wow, look at that gold fish fucker!

gold fish fucker by Bobby bobby bobby bobby bobbbbbby January 8, 2008

fucker fish

A white trash man that is typically a felon and is in and out of prison

who all he thinks about is pussy who sits on his ass doing drugs and being a drain on society.

What are you doing but that fucker fish

fucker fish by Mary<3&bj May 21, 2018

Fish Fuckers

Where one of your mates goes fishing and tries to get one off with a fish.

"Oi Kevin, you know Harold yea, he is one of them Fish fuckers."

Fish Fuckers by Child abuse January 19, 2019

Double Fish Face Fucked

When two people grab two fishes and double fuck your face with them

She´s getting double fish face fucked! Fucking Gross!

Double Fish Face Fucked by eyitsmatty January 8, 2022

FishFucker69

the god of death, destruction and aquatic reproduction

fishfucker69: i fuck fishes

FishFucker69 by Wakattackius the devourer November 9, 2021

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B)
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