Aknownmouse's definitions

Shit Goblet

For a special kind of Arsehole

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet”

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025

Tiny Dick Brigade

An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who creates unnecessary noise that impacts other negatively.

The Tiny Dick Brigade was out in full force last night, I didn’t get a wink of sleep.

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025

Rat Bastard

Someone who doesn’t care about life or others and often acts in own self interest to the detriment of life or others, typically their reasoning falls around financial bias and self serving interests.

That Rat Bastard just planned to cut down half the rainforest for the logging company.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025

Financial Bias

When someone makes decisions irregardless of life damaged or pain caused in the objective goal of making more money. A heavy bias towards financial gain.

Corporations only act with financial bias in mind when making executive level decisions.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025

Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025

Ful-Zombe

An individual who is so unaware, delusional or brain dead that they are as effective and productive as a real life zombie. A kin to sleep walking but awake.

That dumbass was Ful-Zombe, only managed grunts and unintelligible noises to try and communicate when we had that important thing coming up. They were Ful-Zombe, screaming pointlessly in people’s faces at the rally last night.

by Aknownmouse September 1, 2025

Animal-an

Human beings who haven’t yet been taught how to behave around others. Often stealing, harming others and only caring about themselves or being seen. Pure animal behaviour to be treated as dangerous animals.

That disgusting Animal-an on the train last night sliced that poor woman’s throat for no reason. That Animal-an in the shop the other just kept screaming at the top of their lungs.

by Aknownmouse September 7, 2025