the incredibly funny little lad from thames dizzle that you gotta get to know. love him very a lot. cant get enough tbh. he wants to fuck anything in a commando suit and has an incredible knowledge of black language words. and Elliott Finch has a very good database of urban music and is just a g if you ask me.
woah your such an Elliott Finchington, you should be proud of yourself.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"