Firechode

The best weapon to be used against a crowd of zombies.
It's when one uses a chode of immense proportion and smashes it down upon the heads of zombies to such a point where it becomes engulfed in flames.

"Looks like I'll have to whip out the firechode."

by FreddyFantastic August 26, 2009

Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

fireholer

When you are taking a shit and you get firehole usually caused by a night of heavy drinking, and/or spicy food. The pain is relieved by the sploosh

"Man I just had a fireholer"
"Did you get the sploosh"
"No it was like shitting a cactus"

by Brodie Mac November 15, 2007

firehose

firehose - propaganda delivered quickly, repetitively and continuously in high quantities via multiple channels, with no commitment to objective reality. (Defined by C. Paul and M. Matthews for Rand Corporation in "The Russian 'Firehose of Falsehood' Propaganda Model")

Over the past three months, the administration has continued firehose, making numerous false claims about the press and repeating assertions clearly proven untrue.

by Wilmosprey August 31, 2018

release the firehose

To take a piss!

A: I'll be right back!
B: Hey! Where are you going, man?
A: I'm gonna release the firehose.

by bragaboy February 14, 2014

Firehose Ass

(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.

"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"

by parasite30 July 15, 2009

drinking from the firehose

to be overwhelmed (with information, work, etc.); to do something intensely; to be inundated

I'm still drinking from the firehose, learning all about working in this new world that I find myself in.

I've been drinking from the firehose this semester, trying to pass all these chemistry courses.

by Hypercycloid July 18, 2006