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FindyWifey 

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.
I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.
FindyWifey by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020
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Finqy • finny • finky • findy • finly • Finty • Finya • fiwqy • Finay • Finey
The romantic ship between Finn Wolfhard and Wiyen Chiver in the fanfiction on Instagram by @thegirlwitheggos
I totally ship Finnyen.
Finnyen by phieillydinyia March 13, 2019

Finky Pinky

The pinky that your weird friend uses to shove up his rectum.
"Austin was jerkin his gerkin, and he decided to get frisky so he shoved his finky pinky up his anus."
Finky Pinky by quasdn June 16, 2016
someone who is going to be buttsexed
Jim is finqed
-(fin-dee) Meaning: Faux-indie

Films that desperately try to emulate independent cinema despite having no actual "indie" merit.

e.g. Juno, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Human #1: Hey, did you see Funny Ha Ha last night?

Human #2: No I was watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, have you seen that?

Human #1: Yeah, unfortunately.

Human #2: It's so quirky and cool.

Human #1: Findy shit...
Findy by Jam-rag July 11, 2011

fingy lick 

When you hear someone coming just after you came on yourself after jerking off, and you quickly lick your fingers to clean yourself up so you don't get caught with a sticky mess.
Nub said he had to pull a fingy lick because he heard his mom coming up the stairs on the way to his room yesterday.

That's one sticky situation lmao
fingy lick by saucegay May 2, 2009
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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