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FindyWifey 

A not yet developed app made with the purpose of pairing a man to a women for the purpose of marriage.
Women who want a husband provide a picture of themselves, a list of likes and dislikes, and a description of their self.
Men do likewise. Both will be given a quick 13 question quiz for the program to get a better idea of what they want.
I found my wife on FindyWifey! The algorithm sets you up with the perfect person for your life.
FindyWifey by Real_NoobToob May 8, 2020
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Finqy finny finky findy finly Finty Finya fiwqy Finay Finey
The romantic ship between Finn Wolfhard and Wiyen Chiver in the fanfiction on Instagram by @thegirlwitheggos
I totally ship Finnyen.
Finnyen by phieillydinyia March 13, 2019

Finky Pinky

The pinky that your weird friend uses to shove up his rectum.
"Austin was jerkin his gerkin, and he decided to get frisky so he shoved his finky pinky up his anus."
Finky Pinky by quasdn June 16, 2016
someone who is going to be buttsexed
Jim is finqed
-(fin-dee) Meaning: Faux-indie

Films that desperately try to emulate independent cinema despite having no actual "indie" merit.

e.g. Juno, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Human #1: Hey, did you see Funny Ha Ha last night?

Human #2: No I was watching Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, have you seen that?

Human #1: Yeah, unfortunately.

Human #2: It's so quirky and cool.

Human #1: Findy shit...
Findy by Jam-rag July 11, 2011

fingy lick 

When you hear someone coming just after you came on yourself after jerking off, and you quickly lick your fingers to clean yourself up so you don't get caught with a sticky mess.
Nub said he had to pull a fingy lick because he heard his mom coming up the stairs on the way to his room yesterday.

That's one sticky situation lmao
fingy lick by saucegay May 2, 2009