Finny-pack 

Noun. Describing a Fanny-pack or bum-bag style item, usually worn by a large or inanimate object. Slightly uncooler than the retro Fanny-pack fashions of the early 1990's, the Finny-pack is more of an object of ridicule.

No, don't be silly. Clearly that is a finny-pack.... he's blocking the sun for god's sake!

Finny-pack by juanamac June 14, 2011

The Fanny Pack Warrior

AKA Epic Beard Man, a legendary veteran warrior who wears a fanny pack, has a badass beard and if you piss him off, he will falcon punch you into the ground.
The man who stood up to Tyrone

See the epic battle; search "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER" on youtube.
Tyrone goes a little too far and pushes EBM over the edge...

In a recent interview, The Fanny Pack Warrior stated:

''Its better to be pissed off than pissed on''

His legacy will go down into the archives of history, and he will never be forgotten - He is a true American hero.

The Fanny Pack Warrior by BobCatFlee February 21, 2010

fanny pack 

A pouch or other device used to hold items usually worn around the waist. Most often used as an alternative to a man-purse.

Frank keeps his lube and lipstick in his fanny pack.

fanny pack by ??? September 27, 2003

Fanny Pack 

A bag worn around the waist by people who think it is still 1990.

Hey, your mom called and she wants wants her fanny pack back.

Fanny Pack by pie is cool May 18, 2010

fanny pack 

A purse tied around the waist with a buckle.

Wearing the fanny pack is socail suicide

fanny pack by tippcitian July 2, 2004

Fanny Pack 

A gross invention of the 1970's in which one would store essential items like:

hand lotion, credit cards, make up, tampons, sunglasses, band-aids, keys, moist towelettes, a watch, mini-binoculars, polaroid instant film, hard candy, a compact, and, maybe, a rattle for your baby.

The items would be stored in a pouch that attached to the hips by long interlocking straps, or, in the most horrid circumstance, Velcro.

Tiffany: "Girl, can you hold my condoms in that fanny pack until after the roller coaster?"
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Sandy: "The strap on my fanny pack broke and all my heroin fell out in front of Pastor Thomas."

Fanny Pack by Mejosh March 23, 2009

fanny pack 

"a pack used to hold items below the waist, can be confused with saggy boobs"

hey man, that's a sick fanny pack

fanny pack by a word for the wise January 11, 2012