Skip to main content
a person of the finnish origin; usually smokes cigs before they are supposed to. Known for knocking down mailboxes and finding random parking lots to sit it. Finns are the kings of starting shit, and sending around rumors. Sometimes there can be a hell ton of drama, but they can get over it fast. Finns are very lit, and hilarious, but have fun getting into their groups.
Guy: my mailbox is knocked down
Girl: must have been the Finns
finns by n_m1237 December 3, 2016
finns mug front
Get the finns mug.
See more merch

finns bestie 

Finns bestie, someone who is funny sometimes rude and simps for david from camp camp (like me) and is very loyal to finn 🥰
Finn: hey are you my bestie?
Finns bestie aka Me: YES I AN HELLO

Finn: okay great! I'm finn and I like po-
finns bestie by anonymous September 7, 2021

Mickey Finns 

A make of alcoholic drink that comes in a variety of flavours, the most popular being either sour apple or butterscotch vanilla.
Customer (to barman): I'll take two shots of mickey finns sour apple and one of butterscotch.
Mickey Finns by Catriona Redfern January 19, 2007

sarah finns 

Sarah is a crazy obsessive ex. She is crazy obsessed with her gang member ex-bf. He carries a 10-inch knife. U don't know what he's capable of doing. She's not a good person to get associated with
personA: "did u hear what sarah finns done now ugh shes so obsessed with me"
person B: "no she not"
Person A: "yes her and her friends are so obsessed with me"
Person B "maybe they just don't like you "
sarah finns by Hugo Saunders March 21, 2022

Det finns ju mandelmjöl 

Uttrycket ”det finns ju mandelmjöl” tillkom år 2014 av Tyra Sundberg och Anna Gustafsson. Uttrycket motsvarar frasen ”Ja, det är klart det finns”, och används när någonting uppenbarligen existerar. Användningen av meningen spred sig snabbt våren 2019 och är nu frekvent använt i Göteborg.
Finns det risk för könssjukdomar vid oskyddat samlag?”
”Ja, det finns ju mandelmjöl.”

Finns det cashewnötsmjöl?”
”Ja, det finns ju mandelmjöl”

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.
"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.
I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.