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finickle 

Finicky and Fickle at the same time
Teresa is such a finickle eater. She ordered her subway sandwich with exactly 8 ounces of meat, dijon mustard, lettuce, no mayo or tomato, on a lightly toasted french croissant with the crusts cut off. Then when I brought it to her she decided she doesn't like sandwiches anymore.
finickle by buster chestnutz November 29, 2009
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Finickle 

Can be used for a multitude of scenarios usually referring to someone who committed a crime or did something wrong but it’s also a spice for pasta
You always find a way to finickle your way into my like
Finickle by Big ball billy January 5, 2024
The essence of cool. An all around great guy who always keeps it real.
That guy is just so finicle.
Finicle by Zapp Rosdower January 20, 2009
(fin-kel)

-Adjective
1. kept or treated as a pet: a pet lamb.
2. especially cherished or indulged, as a child or other person.

–verb (used with object)
3. to fondle or caress: to pet a dog.
4. to treat as a pet; indulge.

–verb (used without object)
5. Informal. to engage in amorous fondling and caressing.
6. To masterbate
Walter loves his pet owl and like to finckle him gently.
Brian likes to finckle his knob.
Finckle by MadRuskii February 9, 2010
adjective • informal

1. in a wild state of affection, especially after experiencing repeated acts of intimacy.

2. in a state of longing for fiic.
1. The newlyweds were giggling and as fiickle as ever in their honeymoon canopy after exchanging compliments and
gratitude to one another.

2. His fiickleness was misunderstood as lasciviousness when all he wanted was to cuddle and play video games together.
fiickle by Mallewi March 12, 2023

Marti Fincklestein 

Old anti-semite Jewish woman that smokes 10 cartons of kools, camel unfiltered, and marlaboro reds, Did i mention shes jewish. She snorts pennies constantly, by crushing them up on her dashboard of her old volkswagon, i believe i mentioned shes jewish, breaks into other cars and fine establishments to steal pennies and doesnt uphold the law... give a penny take a penny. Ohhhh and her grandfather fell out of a guard tower in WWII, Auchwitz. And finally shes Jewish.

See cigarettes
Marti: " My throat is so clogged with ash and tar i sound like marti fincklestein"

fincklesnatch 

noun - A wet smelly finger after being inserted into a human female's vagina.

verb - To insert a dry clean finger into a human female's vagina and get her vaginal wetness and smell all over the finger.

adjective - The wetness and smell of the finger after being inserted into a human female's vagina.

past tense - fincklesnatched
plural - fincklesnatches

Fincklesnatcher - One who finkelsnatches.
Noun - I smell your fincklesnatch.

Verb - I decided to fincklesnatch her.

Adjective - The look on his face was fincklesnatch after he had fincklesnatched her.
fincklesnatch by really_personal September 10, 2010
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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