This guy comes into my shop, and instead of using his finger to sign for his purchase, the idiot whips out a sharpie and signs the iPad! Now it's all fucking stained and shit! So I now hide all pens and tell people I need their fingature.

fingature by brewkelly November 2, 2013

finshaggy

Adjective, noun; to be belligerent and arrogant, to willfully disregard quality advice and pursue delusions of grandeur of achieving a victory in the US Supreme Court striking down all marijuana law on the basis of arguments that have failed countless times for others. A finshaggy naively believes that the courts and the police are honest, and that waving a copy of the Constitution before a cop is like warding off a vampire with garlic.

This finshaggy dude went to jail for a year after his appeal was laughed out of court.

finshaggy by purklize July 21, 2012

nigga get yo finga out my ass

Not having the same opinion as someone else.. The more one disagrees with the other person, the more fingers are used to express this

While two brothers are eating a bucket of Popeye's chicken, one states to the other, "nigga dis cracka meat sure iz good!". The other brother, (from another mother) states "nigga get yo finga out my ass"
Or if that same brother really disagrees he would say "nigga get yo fingaz (plural) out my ass!"

nigga get yo finga out my ass

nigga get yo finga out my ass by Pianoz1972 February 8, 2013

Fingalata

That real og, pimp named slick back, dark nigga king of the Horry County jungle. That nigga that will do your mom in a space coop while smokin a fat doobie.

Damn that nigga a real Fingalata!

Fingalata by UrbanRain November 11, 2020

fat nigguh fingaz

describes a condition where a person is unable to perform simple tasks with their hands or fingers becaues they are either lazy, tired, drunk, or high. (i.e.) picking up an object that is only a couple of feet away, catching an object, dialing a phone, or texting.

(voice mail msg) Hey dude, I know you're home. So why don't you use your fat nigguh fingaz and pick up the phone!!!

fat nigguh fingaz by mikaPA August 12, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026