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Five-finger dinger 

A jaunty jerk of your junk.
"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

digger's fingers 

the crusty,numb, or chalky feeling one gets after picking their nose too much.
Brad: Oh dude I am OWNING you in Call of duty right now.

Hank: Bro that's luck, i can barely hold my controller cuz i got digger's fingers

Brad: Oh yeah i saw you diggin' earlier.
digger's fingers by homerone August 3, 2010

Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger

A Common name used for the cool history teacher Mr.Winger.
Person1: Hey who do you have for 4th period?

Person 2:Winger Dinger the Nasty Finger..

dinger flinger

Garage door opener
Is the dinger flinger in your car?

Fingerdinger 

WOW you have a HUGE fingerdinger!
Fingerdinger by Songstress85 January 17, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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