Finger bum wank

This phrase can be used to put emphasis on how giddy a friend, colleague or a familiar is.

It is usually used when said people have a sense of achievement or acquired something cheaper.

It can also refer to masturbating your anus with one of your fingers because you're too ugly to get laid.

Man 1: " I got a 2 for 1 deal on these sandwiches!"

Man 2: *makes masturbation gesture* "Finger bum wank sandwich deal!!! You're really saving those pennies!"

Or

Man 1: "Hey I got her number!"

Man 2: "Finger bum wank! She's only the village bike Mr sloppy seconds!"

by FessSquad June 1, 2022

Finger Bum Wank

Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!

I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night

by J-Boner! October 9, 2008

finger bum wank (FBW)

insertion of a finger into the anus whilst "jackin it"

"jeff likes to finger bum wank (FBW) with himself"

by lazycouchpotato7 July 30, 2008

finger bum wank (FBW)

a particularly sick individual who is not satisfide with the usual five finger shuffle, and feels it nessecary to penertrate his own rectum with 1,2 or even three fingers whilst beating one off, adding to his own miss guided feeling of sexual gratification.

i was going to have a wank but i thought fuck it why not have a finger bum wank (FBW) i deserve it!

by franklin B wankface June 19, 2006

Soapy Finger Bum Wank

The act of fingering your asshole with your finger/fingers covered in soap, while masterbating.

“I was struggling to get myself off so I decided to have a soapy finger bum wank”

by KD Jackel October 17, 2021

Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Fingery Bum Wank

When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.

1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".

2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"

by The F P February 22, 2011