A finifugal person is afraid of finishing anything and is also known as a procrastinator that never finishes anything.
Student 1 - Hey, why don't you finish that assignment?
Student 2 - What if I hand the assignment in and I had forgotten to add something? Or if I make a mistake? Or if the teacher wants something more in it? God no, no, no, no, no, NO I CAN'T let that happen. I am NOT handing in the assignment
Student 1 - Oh God! You are such a finifugal
The act of using a little bit of data to create an ostensibly analytic argument, that is in fact designed to support an otherwise ludicrously unsupportable activity, idea, argument or suggestion.
Sally often uses finagalytics to explain to her husband the purchase of yet another pair of shoes .
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).