A complicit though somewhat abusive
relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is
significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.
The two parties agree to compete
on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.
No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.
An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
