filf

ur dads a filf
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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filf

The masculine version of a milf. A physically desireable male who has children.
That is a hot father, he's a real filf. I'd like to do him!
by Dodger January 27, 2006
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shit that fatty is a filf
by j money July 22, 2004
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freshman I'd like to fuck

Back when I was a sophmore my friend was obsessed with the hot freshmen girls that were new at the school. I proudly adapted the name filf, coming off of the American Pie phase. To extend the story, this friend was caught taking pictures of these filfs in the cafeteria with a digital camera. The girls subsequently told their conselors and faced some awkward situations. He also hosted the FILF Poll which was the general consensus on who was the hottest freshman girl. (the winner's name was Theresa). For this, Theresa ends up im-ing my friend and having a huge awkward moral discussion. Anyway the whole saga was very entertaining.
Dude, look at that hot freshman, what a FILF.
by EmJayAre is a freak March 15, 2005
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Wow look at Ryan Secrest he is such a Filf
by bwayboston July 07, 2006
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English term for the police, or cops
scarper lads, it's da filf
by end-o-son November 10, 2006
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Acronym for 'Furniture I'd like to fuck'
My filf is so greasy, I ought to be the one wearing the antimacassar.
by Michaud050 December 17, 2020
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