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So you got it all figured out, do you? 

When someone has owned you to max!
Peter: -You knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record, and that's why you wanted the record out of the way. Meg wanted a passport for her twin sisters to get her outta the country but the record wouldn't allow it. But Meg didn't count on me discoverin' that she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanatorium and that's where Chris came in to the picture!

Chris: - So you got it all figured out, do you?

No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU 

Not the other way around. You didn't do any work FOR ME. And you didn't figure it out. You did the work you wanted to or were paid to do it and you were hired to do that work because you were willing to keep silent about the fact that I am the one who did it and that you're trying to get away with not paying me.
Hym "No, I figured out how to do it FOR YOU... And NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, FUCK-FACE. OK? And if he doesn't have to pay me then we DO NOT in any way shape or form own our own minds."

figure it out 

What you tell someone when they have successfully completed a task. If you have a puzzle you are trying to put together, and you finally finish it, you may be told to figure it out.
I had just solved the problem when Lil' Tone jumped in and said 'figure it out'!
figure it out by compact asian June 23, 2004

Figure It Out 

Used commonly by Marx. When someone does not know what to do or is just to lazy to read directions he is told to "FIGURE IT OUT!" It had become widely used amongst the young folk as well now a days. Through the halls you can hear FIGURE IT OUT. The term also works with the addition of SON at the end of it. To avoid the usage of this phrase, read directions, put forth a little effort to grasp the task ahead of you, and for godsake son FIGURE IT OUT!
1: I don't know what to do.
2: FIGURE IT OUT!
1: <trys to FIGURE IT OUT>

Figure It Out 

To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: I Don't know what do do.
Marx: FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: <tries to figure it out!>

Figure it out 

An insult to tell your friends they’re being a real fuck up at the moment. Often used to people that are to drunk or just idiots in general.

If someone tells you you need to figure it out, you probably are being and idiot and need to figure that shit out
Andy: it’s 5 in the morning and the sun is coming out can we just fucking leave
One of The boys: Andy were at edc and ac slatter is coming on rn you have to figure it out
Figure it out by Edm.Maury June 10, 2022
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