Figgert

Alternative to faggot

Could mean figs or got figs

You know this is the word that will spread like figs

Pardon the pun

"You are a figgert"

Figgert by elzzaC August 26, 2013

Nuck Figgers 

"Nuck Figgers" was originally the name given to a community of European-born Canadian people who lived on the island of Nuck, just off the northern coast of the province of Manitoba, Canada. These people largely lived off the land, harvesting crops. And since the only crop on Nuck was figs from fig trees, they made everything out of figs. Their food was figs, their clothing was figs... Everything was figs. And hence, they became known as the Nuck Figgers.

As you'd expect from such an isolated island community, though, the Nuck Figgers were terrible racists. They'd accept white outsiders into their community (as long as they liked figs), but as soon as a black man came around, they'd mob up to tear him limb from limb. This continued until the more progressive-minded children of their parents got tired of hating people with other skin colours and left Nuck forever. The Nuck Figgers community died out in 1973, the last dying of malnutrition at 81.

However, the legend of the Nuck Figgers lived on. So fierce were they in their hatred of dark-skinned individuals, that "Nuck Figgers" became a byword for hostility towards black people. Even today, calling out "Nuck Figgers" will scatter any African-descended persons around, as it indicates to them that you are willing to act in the manner of the Nuck Figgers of old, and so they will be unwelcome around you.

The fact that the words "Nuck Figgers" are a spoonerism for an expression involving the N-word is just a coincidence.

When in Compton, I found myself threatened by the crowds around me, so I shouted "Nuck Figgers" and they backed off.

Nuck Figgers by Noncondolphin June 22, 2020

Barcelona Fingertrap

A sexual position involving 2 men and 2 women.

The two women 69, while the men enter the women from either end. One standing doggy style and one Standing Modified missionary.

Related to a Chinese Fingertrap but with one more female participant.

Bob and Ryan Barcelona Fingertrapped Lesley and Nicole.

Barcelona Fingertrap by Jacques Bob November 12, 2007

fingertrip 

A search through online engines from a computer keyboard or other electronic keypad.

Oh, Caroline? She's off on another one of her fingertrips through Google...

fingertrip by paulpaxman November 29, 2012

figgernaggot

the alterntive word to "NiggerFaggot" which is mainly used in public to not offend a active niggerfaggot.

(black people are present) hey look at that figgernaggot jon smith.!

figgernaggot by Jadonian October 21, 2007

Nuck Figgers 

1. When you HAVE to say the N word really badly, but there are a lot of them around, and you REALLY don't wanna get in trouble. Yell Nuck Figgers.

2. When you wanna emphasize the fact that there are a lot of people around.

Dude, Seriously. Nuck Figgers. Seriously.

Nuck Figgers by Fatalshot March 16, 2009

Boogie Mans Fingertips 

this is a sexuall action which occurs when a male has extra cum on his penis puts it on his finger tips and smears it on his partners closed eyelids. when the partner awakes from their sleep their eyes will be crusted closed with day old cum.

when your eyes are crusty from boogie mans fingertips

Boogie Mans Fingertips by jimmy joe-rilley June 16, 2008