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FIGGERTY 

a very smelly man
who doesnt wash and has yeast infection growing on his cock
also the fleas in his hair is so bad that they are the size of mice. he also put the figs in the fig roll.
woah you smell like figgerty
FIGGERTY by sizmo July 6, 2008
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figgety fun

that stripper was figgety fun, yo!
figgety fun by Lauran Callie May 7, 2004
Engaging in a homosexual act with both genders present
Me and my wife performed acts of faggerty when we were young and wild
Faggerty by Lorkoran November 1, 2018
Alternative to faggot

Could mean figs or got figs

You know this is the word that will spread like figs

Pardon the pun
"You are a figgert"
Figgert by elzzaC August 26, 2013

fingerty 

a girl who has not yet been fingered still has her fingerty. Once she has been fingered for the first time she will have lost her fingerty!
Girl 1: I've lost my fingerty!
Girl 2: To who?
Girl 1: Simon!
Simon: I THOUGHT you were tight!
fingerty by Tamsin x February 17, 2008

Figgety Fucked Up 

Extremely pushed to the most aggravated edge of something; irritated (emotion-wise); strong feelings or habit forming
"That dude had me figgety fucked up the other morning."
Figgety Fucked Up by Honeybun456 September 20, 2016

faggotoids & figgety fags 

Faggotoids are the super hero fags such as "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" on SNL's T.V. Fun House.

While the figgety fags are the side kicks of the faggotoids such as "Robin" from "Batman".
The faggotoids & figgety fags in this movie wear special thongs underneath their costumes.

Figgety fags are great.

The faggotoids and figgety fags join to fight the queer-a-sexual from becoming the flaming queen of Got-Ham city.

I like the glutes on that faggotoid.

The figgety fag has plumpy ones too!
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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