fieri

Something so dope it's considered Fire. Hot. Flames. Fieri.

Dave: Yo K.Dot, you heard Young Thug's Barter 6?

Kendrick: Yeah man, FIERI!

by William Wesley September 12, 2015

Fieri's Disease

A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.

Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.

I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.

by ummmmm yeah? December 9, 2012

Guy Fieri

A Baroness sympathizer. Quoted as being a "degenerate piece of filth," and "the third and final Antichrist." An evil, evil man who will bring about the apocalypse. In the future he becomes the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. Arguably his worst crime is his bad rapping. "No other human in history was responsible for more death and suffering." - Dirk

TT: Ever hear of Guy Fieri?

GT: No?

GT: I dont think so.

TT: You're fortunate then.

by Ironically Anonymous September 4, 2013

Guy Fieri

Guy Fieri is the host of about a half dozen shows on Food Network. This isn't even his birth name. He was born Guy Ferry (not even joking) and subsequently changed his name, no doubt because of the ridicule he deservingly recieved while growing up. He is the embodiment of douchebag. This poor excuse for a man dons bleach blonde hair, some ridiculous facial hair growth, sweat bands on his ams, earrings, sun glasses on the back of his head, and a bunch of other assorted jewelery. There is no bigger tool living or deceased.

Guy Fieri makes my stomoch turn. Why the hell did Food network give that dip shit so many shows?

by snickelfitch March 28, 2009

Guy Fieri

1. A crappy chef on the Food Network
2. A lesbian-ish looking man.

1. That Guy Fieri recipe was shit!
2. Wow. Look at that Guy Fieri. He looks very dykey with his bleached spiked haircut, fatness, and bowling shirts.

by doucherpenguinpants August 8, 2009

Guy Fieri

When someone farts in your mouth while cumming and say “welcome to flavortown”.

Camille “I was with Guy last night and he Guy Fieri’d me; it was amazing!”

by THATEGGYDICKBOI April 23, 2020

Guy Fieri

To dress, talk and act as if one were still living in 1997. Guy Fieris usually adorn bleached-hair, baggy clothing, jewelry and sweatbands on their forearms.

Jim *to a random girl*: "Ma'am, your ass is outta bounds!"
Michael: "Ignore him, he's just a Guy Fieri"

by neineinein329 July 5, 2015