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Fieri's Disease 

A rare ocular disorder where a second set of retinas grow on the lower rear section of the cranium. The extra retinas are extremely unsightly and sensitive to light so a pair of sunglasses, worn backwards on the head, are required in order to go outside. Other symptoms include spiky frosted hair and button-up shirts.
Guy Fieri first developed Fieri's disease when he got his own show on Food Network.

I wrote my med school dissertation on Fieri's disease in the Congo.
Fieri's Disease by ummmmm yeah? December 9, 2012

Guy Fieri 

A Baroness sympathizer. Quoted as being a "degenerate piece of filth," and "the third and final Antichrist." An evil, evil man who will bring about the apocalypse. In the future he becomes the High Chaplain of Interstellar War. Arguably his worst crime is his bad rapping. "No other human in history was responsible for more death and suffering." - Dirk
TT: Ever hear of Guy Fieri?

GT: No?

GT: I dont think so.

TT: You're fortunate then.
Guy Fieri by Ironically Anonymous September 4, 2013

Guy Fieri 

Guy Fieri is the host of about a half dozen shows on Food Network. This isn't even his birth name. He was born Guy Ferry (not even joking) and subsequently changed his name, no doubt because of the ridicule he deservingly recieved while growing up. He is the embodiment of douchebag. This poor excuse for a man dons bleach blonde hair, some ridiculous facial hair growth, sweat bands on his ams, earrings, sun glasses on the back of his head, and a bunch of other assorted jewelery. There is no bigger tool living or deceased.
Guy Fieri makes my stomoch turn. Why the hell did Food network give that dip shit so many shows?
Guy Fieri by snickelfitch March 28, 2009

Guy Fieri 

1. A crappy chef on the Food Network
2. A lesbian-ish looking man.
1. That Guy Fieri recipe was shit!
2. Wow. Look at that Guy Fieri. He looks very dykey with his bleached spiked haircut, fatness, and bowling shirts.
Guy Fieri by doucherpenguinpants August 8, 2009

Guy Fieri 

When someone farts in your mouth while cumming and say “welcome to flavortown”.
Camille “I was with Guy last night and he Guy Fieri’d me; it was amazing!”
Guy Fieri by THATEGGYDICKBOI April 23, 2020

Guy Fieri 

To dress, talk and act as if one were still living in 1997. Guy Fieris usually adorn bleached-hair, baggy clothing, jewelry and sweatbands on their forearms.
Jim *to a random girl*: "Ma'am, your ass is outta bounds!"
Michael: "Ignore him, he's just a Guy Fieri"
Guy Fieri by neineinein329 July 5, 2015
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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