Five-Rings 

Middle aged man who tends to get knifed or "shanked" by girls half his age or younger. He tends to associate himself with weeners such as Cowboys or Pandas and the occasional Fat Pat.
On a side note, they tend to smell like tiger poo.

Five-Rings just got his ass blown up by Dorkus!!!!

Five-Rings by Awesome*Sauce September 8, 2010

The Legend of the Five Rings 

Also called L5R for short, it is a collectible card game created by Alderac set in a fictional empire called Rokugan, which mimics feudal Asia. The emperor's subjects include the members of 7 great clans and several smaller clans each named after an animal. The adversary of the empire is known as the Shadowlands Horde, a loose alliance among the demons, undead, goblins, and other creatures that dwell in a region of the empire called the Shadowlands. The game follows a philosophy roughly based on Musashi's Book of Five Rings; the world of Rokugan is balanced by five elements or rings: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, and Void. Each ring represents a quality one must recieve to be enlightened.

The "blocks" in L5R are separated by the ruler of the empire; during this block, you may only use cards that are produced within this block. In another mode of play, you may use any card made during any block.

The player selects a faction to play as, which may be one of the clans, the Shadowlands Horde, and several other alliances (Brotherhood, ninja, Naga, etc.). Each faction has their own styles of playing, which bring a deep variety into the game. The game is won when a single winning or losing condition is met. The winning conditions are starting a turn with 40 or more family honor points (honor victory) or having all five elemental rings in play (enlightment victory). The losing conditions are losing all four provinces (military victory) or falling below -20 honor points (dishonor victory).

L5R is the fastest growing card game in the world. L5R is not a complex game to learn; what makes it challenging is the depth of the game. There are no sideboards in L5R like there are in other CCG's, so thus deckbuilding is alos a greater challenge than in other games. A player must have deep knowledge of all possible strategies in the game when forming a good deck.

NOTE: Most L5R players have a deep animosity towards the game's major comptetitor, Magic the Gathering. It irks players when spectators ask "Is that like Magic?"

"Are you playing Magic?"
*smack*
"L5R!!!!!!"

The Legend of the Five Rings by Jimiisama March 11, 2005

five gold rings

a chrismass carol

five gold rings!

five gold rings by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

ring five 

Essentially as a serious-couple-thing, i.e. when married -- doing a "high five" except performing it by "clinking" your wedding rings against each other; for example in a fist-bump manner.

I ring fived my husband cause I was proud of him since he mastered a job interview today

ring five by NoShadeRed January 5, 2022

Five-finger love ring 

Knuckledusters

Brian: 'E was messing' abaht wiv me bird so I put on me five-finger love ring and gave 'im one on the kisser.

Theodore: Oh I say, what a jolly wheeze.

Brian: Yeah, (heh heh), there was blood and teef everywhere. 'E was in 'ospital fer a mumf.

Theodore: Oh Brian, you're so - (sigh), so *brutal*!

Brian: Yeah, yeah, don't get all soppy on me or I'll give you one too.

Theodore: (swoons and faints in delight)

Brian: Jesus H. Christ! If you weren't me bird's bruvvah...

Five-finger love ring by Doris M. Smith October 11, 2008

Fiseringstad 

When Marcus cows the cow, and Ronan t-poses. Then you fiseringstad

Hey fiseringstad! You're gay lmao xd

Fiseringstad by Mr. Slimshady June 29, 2020