fickert

One who desperately seeks attention yet never finds it and realizes he/she is a failure. Although everyone hates them, people pretend to be friends with them. Also knows as a groupie. They are knows to do odd things such as seduce small children and recice oral sex from various household animals.

Person 1 "So why does he always hang out with us?"
Person 2 "I don't know. He's a fickert."

by Stiffy McFarfleflaffer December 9, 2008

Fickert

Guy that let his ex boyfriend fuck in him the ass but denies it.

Girl: how many sex partners have you had?
Someone in you or you in them?

Guy:I've banged 3 dudes. I didn't get banged, I banged.

Girl: you let your boyfriend bang you and you liked it. Fickert.

by Siimp January 22, 2010

Mother Ficker

You spelled it wrong dumb ass

your such a mother ficker

by gorillamaster101er March 20, 2012

ficker

N. The German translation for "Fucker". See "Fick".

"You're such a dam ficker, why don't you go fick a cow!!!!!!

by Neuschwansteinfreak May 15, 2005

Fuckertunity

Slang term for having the opportunity to possibly have sexual intercourse.

Bro, if Sally's parents aren't home, you have a total fuckertunity.

by Lynneth July 6, 2011

Fickety

It means very large amount of something or Humongous

Boy : Yo Ashley My Pockets Will Be Fickety Fat when I get that promotion

Girl: Damn!

by ImAlsoKnownAsE.J April 3, 2021

fuckertwat

A Dipshit, Stupid arse, Bloody idiot.

Hey, That Clive bloke is a fuckertwat,
He is so bloody stupid he`s a >>>>>>!!!!!!!
ohohhhhhhh,here comes fuckertwat,look out.

by Shaz the grooviest June 25, 2008