Ficket

A ticket of any type, adding "fucking" for emphasis as to good or bad. (Fucking ticket). It can be a concert ticket, sports event ticket, but is mainly used in reference to the tickets one gets from breaking the law (speeding, parking, violation).

"I cannot believe that cop gave me a ficket! I was barely speeding!"

"Dude! I got a ficket for Metallica's new tour!"

Ficket by ColorfulAries July 26, 2010

Ficket

A freaking crazy idiotic yet adorable person.

Rachel is such a ficket because she sings random songs of joy and love to people who are completely random yet she's cute anyway.

Ficket by Tara Tennyo January 15, 2009

fickell 

The most overpaid, clueless Defensive Coordinator in College Football. Ever.

Fucking Fickell; why does he run zone with the DB's 15 yards off the line?? Fucking Fickell...

fickell by PaulieDontMoveFast January 6, 2014

ficlet 

a short, one-chapter fanfiction.

Bob wrote a really good O.C. ficlet.

ficlet by SpeakEasy September 29, 2003

ficken 

Yeah, It's the German word for "Fuck".
But Germans don't use it like people from USA, usually just when it's about making sex (example 1).
It can also be a curse but not as used by Americans, maybe in the form of "verfickt" or "verfickte" which is an adjective to "ficken" (seen in example 2).
In German dictionaries you can also find different meanings,
e.g. the card game "Ficken" and there are people who have this name, e.g. "Peter Ficken".
I am from Germany and found this website, I dunno how good my English is, but I guess this is possible to understand^^

1: Wow. Das Mädchen ist so scharf. Ich würde gerne mit ihr ficken./Wow. That girl's so hot. I'd like to fuck her.

2: So eine verfickte Scheisse. / Such a fucking shit.

ficken by Zeodyn December 8, 2006

finket 

- a contraction of the words "financial market"
- when investing-douchebags are too lazy to pronounce "financial market"
- a place where greedy bastards win it big or lose it all

- there's money to be made in the finket
- you'll definitely meet a lot of douchebags in the finket

finket by aldster May 15, 2013

Mickey Fickey

Mickey Fickey is the TV friendly version of Mother Fucker.
It first appeared when TBS first aired Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing back in the 90's, overdubbing all uses of the word "mother fucker" with "mickey fickey". This actually made some of the scenes, especially the part where the guy is trying to buy 20 D batteries, quite funny.

"D! MICKEY FICKEY, D!"

The term has since grown in popularity as people use it in place of mother fucker to be funny.

I need some Batteries...

What Size?

"D! MICKEY FICKEY, D!"

Mickey Fickey by hotsith November 15, 2011