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A person who is a over confident loser and talks about his/her fucking huge hands and how good he/she is with it. He/she also tends to talk about his/her blind rage which they have never had. A fibbon also talks about how intelligent he/she is even though they are a complete moron and the evidence that he/she gives is completeley idiotic, stupid, lame and not relevant. He/she complains about private schools and how lame they are and public schools are much better because there is a fight on everyday and he/she thinks he is the god of fighting even though he/she has never been in a fight. Also he/she has a shemale/dyke for a girl friend and shows off about it. A fibbon also tends to say "literally" a lot and brings a zippo lighter to school making him/her self think that they are so hardcore and god like. A fibbon does not like getting wet objets or things shoved in his/her ear.
Person A: is that a lighter I see in your hand??
Person B: Yer, so...
Person A: OMG your such a fibbon
Person B: Shut up or I'll kick your arse with my fucking huge hands because I am about to go into a blind rage
Person A: ..... you serious
Fibbon by cucamonga22 December 28, 2005
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A person who is a over confident loser and talks about his/her fucking huge hands and how good he/she is with it. He/she also tends to talk about his/her blind rage which they have never had. A fibbon also talks about how intelligent he/she is even though they are a complete moron and the evidence that he/she gives is completeley idiotic, stupid, lame and not relevant. He/she complains about private schools and how lame they are and public schools are much better because there is a fight on everyday and he/she thinks he is the god of fighting even though he/she has never been in a fight. Also he/she has a shemale/dyke for a girl friend and shows off about it. A fibbon also tends to say "literally" a lot and brings a zippo lighter to school making him/her self think that they are so hardcore and god like. A fibbon does not like getting wet objets or things shoved in his/her ear.
Person A: is that a lighter I see in your hand??
Person B: Yer, so...
Person A: OMG your such a fibbon
Person B: Shut up or I'll kick your arse with my fucking huge hands because I am about to go into a blind rage
Person A: ..... you serious
Fibbon by cucamonga22 July 29, 2008
To Lie to someone. To not tell the truth.
"Are ya fibbin' me boi?"
fibbin by kevo548 March 22, 2007

Fibonacci Fap February 

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day
Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"
Fibonacci Fap February by Iraqistan November 3, 2018

Fibonacci Dequence 

The opposite of Fibonacci's Sequence - which is a theoretical mathematical equation of why we perceive beauty in an object or individual based upon relative characteristics.
Meaning: Ugly, repulsive, incongruous, unattractive.
Whoa he's got the Fibonacci Dequence down.
Fibonacci Dequence by Swampybaby January 1, 2018

Fibonacci Cumshot 

As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.
Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"

Babe: "There's no way you just fibbed!"

fibonacci february 

a challenge for the hardcore. it resembles destroy dick December where you nut more every day. Fibonacci February follows the pattern of fibonacci where on the first day you nut 1 time, the second day you nut 1 time again, the 3 day you nut 2 times, and following the pattern until the 28th day when you nut 317811 times
person a: "are you doing no nut november?"
person b: "nah man im prepping for destroy dick december"
person c: "your both wussies. im waiting for fibonacci february"
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