fiam

Acronym for, "Fuck, I'm a muggle!"

Used upon the life-shattering realization that while being a witch/wizard would be totally awesome and convenient in his/her current predicament, the speaker is not, and therefore, unable of being totally awesome.

Phrase can be used as an antonym for "super mega foxy awesome hot."

Person A: "Hurry and apperate over here! We're watching A Very Potter Musical!"
Person B: "FIAM!"

by yeralizardharry January 8, 2010

owa tafah kingu fiam

say it really fast, that's the definition.

the old guy in the turban sat in the corner, chanting "owa tafah kingu fiam" over and over again. when i joined him, i understood it all.

by earpuller November 26, 2010

fiam

abbreviate *Fran is a MUNG*

-HEY dude guess wat?
=What?
-FIAM!!!
=hahahhahaha
-Darhahahaa

by mathew October 31, 2004

Shadow Fiame

Smelly ninja obsessed with farts and a terrible class. Also has ugly horses

Example
Nate: Do you want to sniff farts and play ninjas?
Nick: No! Who do you think I am? Shadow Fiame?

by SuprSanic May 3, 2018