fiam

Acronym for, "Fuck, I'm a muggle!"

Used upon the life-shattering realization that while being a witch/wizard would be totally awesome and convenient in his/her current predicament, the speaker is not, and therefore, unable of being totally awesome.

Phrase can be used as an antonym for "super mega foxy awesome hot."

Person A: "Hurry and apperate over here! We're watching A Very Potter Musical!"
Person B: "FIAM!"

by yeralizardharry January 09, 2010